Saturday, June 28, 2008

Hoy lo vi, cuesta 620,000 pesos

I would eat my own soul and shit it out on my head for a Shelby.

escrito por JaviWanKenobi @ 6:41 PM 0 comentarios

Thursday, June 26, 2008

... yeahh

Ahh yeah, that’s right baby
Girl, tonight we're gonna make love
You know how I know baby?
Cuz its Thursday, and Thursday night is the night that we make love.
Wensday night is the night that we go and visit your mother, but
Thursday night is the night that we make love.
Cuz everything is just right, conditions are perfect.
There's nothing good on TV, conditions are perfect.
You lean in close and say something sexy like " I might go to bed I've
got work in the morning." I know what you're trying to say baby.
You're tryin to say "Ooh yeah, it's business time, it's business time."

escrito por JaviWanKenobi @ 7:05 PM 0 comentarios

Monday, June 16, 2008

99 problemas

...In my rearview mirror is the muthafucking law
So I, pull over to the side of the road

C: "Son do you know why I'm stoppin you for?"

J: "Cause I'm young and I'm brown and my hat's real low? Or do I look like a mindreader sir? I don't know..Am I under arrest or should I guess some more?"

C: "Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four; license and registration and step out of the car -
are you carryin a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are"

J:I ain't steppin out of shit, all my papers legit

C:"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"

J:Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back,And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that"

C:"Aren't you sharp as a tack!? You some type of lawyer or somethin, somebody important or somethin?"

J: Nah, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit, enough that you won't illegally search my shit

C: "Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 comes"

J: "I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me!"

escrito por JaviWanKenobi @ 11:54 PM 1 comentarios